Che tipo di programmatore sei?

Come in tutte le riviste che si rispettino o in alternativa i blog (e questo di rispettoso non ha poi molto) si necessita dell'angolo del test! Presente tutte quelle persone (nella magior parte donne) che si mettono con penna e calcolatrice (di norma le si vedono d'estate sotto l'ombrellone) a rispondere ad una sequela di domande fate da un qualche psicologo (che per non essere disoccupato compila dei test assurdi) e poi sommano punteggi stravaganti per individuare un range di appartenenza ed essere cosi' catalogate in strane classifiche del tipo : "suora", "santarellina", "viziosetta", "intraprendente","di aperte vedurte", "spinta", "porzeona".
Ecco. In questo blog frequentato da molti ottusi programmatori eccovi un test ad hoc! Cliccate qui !
Enjoy!
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...io mi distinguo appena: DHSB
...ma Andrea...blog rispettoso?...semmai rispettabile ;)
In effetti sig. Lucio lebi ragione.... Il probli ci avrebema sorge dal fatto che ho scritto il post durante l'orario di lavoro ed ho fatto in frettissima in modo tale da non trovarmi alle spalle un qualche tipo di poiana che chiocciasse qualcosa del tipo "Cossa settu drio fare?"
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In effetti non lo controllabbi, il che' furebbe stato opportuno....
Mi scuso per l'errore e mi inginocchio su di un letto di ceci per penitenza.
Scusami ma credo di aver litigato con la tastiera nel tentativo di scrivere in Italcanese correggiuto...
Nelle mie intenzioni volevo scrivere qualcosa del tipo:
"In effetti sig. Lucio lei ebbi ragione.... Il problema che ci avrebbe sorge...."
Insomma.. Faccio un'altra mezz'oretta inginocchiato sul mio tappeto di ceci che oramai a forza di essere utilizzatoè puire comodo in quanto i ceci sono divenuti polvere...
Eh no! Il post lo ha scritto era77 che è un programmatore C++.
I programmatori Java, com'è noto, non compiono questo tipo di errori
Il dubbio è il padre del sapere... E dubitare del boss non e' che sia poi così strano...
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PLSB
You're a Planner.
You may be slow, but you'll usually find the best solution. If something's worth doing, it's worth
doing right.
You like coding at a Low level.
You're from the old school of programming and believe that you should have an intimate
relationship with the computer. You don't mind juggling registers around and spending hours
getting a 5% performance increase in an algorithm.
You work best in a Solo situation.
The best way to program is by yourself. There's no communication problems, you know every
part of the code allowing you to write the best programs possible.
You are a liBeral programmer.
Programming is a complex task and you should use white space and comments as freely as
possible to help simplify the task. We're not writing on paper anymore so we can take up as
much room as we need.
Io sono un PHSB!!
You're a Planner.
You may be slow, but you'll usually find the best solution. If something's worth doing, it's worth doing right.
You like coding at a High level.
The world is made up of objects and components, you should create your programs in the same way.
You work best in a Solo situation.
The best way to program is by yourself. There's no communication problems, you know every part of the code allowing you to write the best programs possible.
You are a liBeral programmer.
Programming is a complex task and you should use white space and comments as freely as possible to help simplify the task. We're not writing on paper anymore so we can take up as much room as we need.
Tutto giusto a parte la S. Non penso di lavorare bene da solo, anzi.
You are very quick at getting tasks done. You believe the outcome is the most important part of a task and the faster you can reach that outcome the better. After all, time is money.
You're from the old school of programming and believe that you should have an intimate relationship with the computer. You don't mind juggling registers around and spending hours getting a 5% performance increase in an algorithm.
You work best in a Solo situation.
The best way to program is by yourself. There's no communication problems, you know every part of the code allowing you to write the best programs possible.
You are a liBeral programmer.
Programming is a complex task and you should use white space and comments as freely as possible to help simplify the task. We're not writing on paper anymore so we can take up as much room as we need.
You're a Planner. You may be slow, but you'll usually find the best solution. If something's worth doing, it's worth doing right.
You like coding at a High level. The world is made up of objects and components, you should create your programs in the same way.
You work best in a Solo situation. The best way to program is by yourself. There's no communication problems, you know every part of the code allowing you to write the best programs possible.
You are a liBeral programmer. Programming is a complex task and you should use white space and comments as freely as possible to help simplify the task. We're not writing on paper anymore so we can take up as much room as we need.
Uguale uguale al boss
Evidentemente e' il profilo "programmatore java"